warning: this post contains mature content

Ok, so there's been some debate about whether to even post this between Michael and I, but I think it's funny and it is after all a part of my life. So, if you are easily offended by something that would not qualify for a G rating, please just skip this post. If not, then scroll down.































A coworker of mine is getting married in July. A few of the girls at work were planning a little 'bedroom/lingerie bridal shower' for her. Someone had the brilliant idea to make a special cake.
I ended up not going, and the girl organizing it couldn't very well bake the cake, because she currently lives with the person we were throwing the party for as a surprise.
How on earth do you explain away a cake this shape?




So I volunteered to make the cake.
I collected the supplies:


Baked the cake:


Perfected the color for the icing:


Used some chocolate shavings to decorate the cake:


This was the end result:


It was at the very least rather entertaining and worth a few laughs.